when a black person tries to grab your shaft unconsensually while your fully clothed
Trey tried to give me the old Johnson tingle at lunch
An unsheathed penis.
“I am out of condoms, I’ll just slick Johnson this chicken”
adjective;
a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.
That Johnson (Okorie) can be such a comedian.
Term to describe your friend's girlfriend's slutty lazy eyes female roommate that is known to hop on other fellas' "Johnson".
Damn bro, your girl's roomie is acting like A Kelsey Johnson again.
The best person on the planet with the name Matthew
I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.
Jynxzi's Johnson is very small and it rises when he sees a r6 Gyatt like Iana's or Ying's
Also when he sees ''GOOD AIM!'' Or ''BEST CLIP OF THE DAY''
(Note: he also uses it for pack opening and calls it the ''Johnson Pack'')
Guys my Jynxzi's johnson is rising from this CLIP OF THE DAY
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