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If you fart when it appears that nobody's around, you can be certain that a hot chick will walk by in a matter of seconds.
When the hot chick turned pale amidst his cloud of stank, young Pablo realized that Jordan's Law had screwed him over again.
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Michael Jordan playing for the Washington Wizards, when he was old and could not perform like the 'Air Jordan' of his earlier career with the Bulls.
Jordan on a breakaway, and it's a lay-up for Floor Jordan
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The God of neutral pathology and an honorable nobleman of psychopathic inner cultivation that cures all mental ailments/inflictions of the mind (Especially PTSD. All hail the King.
"Bow thy head ; Lord Jordan Peterson quakes through with thundering footseps."
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Pretty, funny, sassy, and totally white.
Girl: Oops, Jordan spilled her starbucks again.
Jordan (girl): Can you not.
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Girl Jordan's are fun to be around. Girl Jordan's will never leave you. Girl Jordan's will give you good advice that will always work. Just remember when you need help come to her
You can always count on girl Jordan.
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The best basketball player. Ever. Period. Overrated fucks like Kobe Bryant and LeBron James can't even hold a candle up to him.
Michael Jordan is not overrated
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The shoes that trap people use and people who got money
O look at sam he got the new jordan shoes /j's
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