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A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.
Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?
The most perfect man in the universe with slutty knee stances, deliciously broad shoulders, puppy dog eyes and a beautiful mustache.
He's your daddy.
Me: I want jose pedro balmaceda pascal to grab my neck and make me beg
Friend: I thought you said you wanted to lay in his arms until your daddy issues went away
Me: ...This is the way.
Name that Word inexplicable even by aliens, meaningless but significant
Jose Rodrigo is not important but it does matter
intj latino king who religiously dry scoops. santiago is massively built and is rumored to have slept with women in all 195 countries. good with his hands. beautiful eyes. and a dumpy
person 1: i love jose santiago
person 2: me too
person 1: shut up he’s mine
person 2: ok
The greatest Featherweight mma fighter of all time undefeated for 10 years in the WEC and the UFC. Is also know as the King of Rio
I love Jose Aldo he’s such a great fighter
He got ko’d in 13 seconds by Conor McGregor
He was literally undefeated for 10 years and is the best featherweight ever wtf? He also has defended the title unlike your chicken who beat him and ran away.
A man who lost to jonathan in a race
Jose Lara lost to jonathan in a race
Name your Latin teacher will use while trying to call your classmates attention in Spain.
You can also use 'Jose Antonio' or 'Jose Carlos' for this.
-¡Jose Angel deja de hablar ya leñe!
-Me llamo José Alberto profano
*Class laughter*