july 18th

people born on this day have big giant juicy fat huge bouncy lumpy rumpys

richard: damn she has a fat ass

william: makes sense she was born on july 18th

July 27

Girls born on July 27th are the prettiest girls ever. Count yourself lucky if you’re born on July 27th, you’re absolutely stunning.

Person 1: What’s the date?

Person 2: July 27th
Person 1: Oh it’s that day where all the prettiest girls are born on.

Person 2: I heard that it’s Jodie’s birthday today.

Person1: Makes sense, she’s gorgeous.

july 10th

Also know as Geniuses’ National Day; It’s the day with the highest IQ average amongst all others. People born in July 10th are the most intelligent and the brightest.

I just scored an A+ in that test! I’m feeling like a July 10th born.

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23 July

Girls who are born on this date are the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will always hug you when you feel down and try to make everyday as happy as it can be.

My gf borns on 23 July and she always takes care of me when I feel needed

5th of July

International karaoke fighting day.

Omg I can’t believe it’s already 5th of July. I better start practicing my singing and kicking.

July 16

We should make this the bitch day. A day where you flip off bitches, fuck bitches, Fight bitches etc.

Girl: I'm gonna fight that bitch.

Girl 2: Why?

Girl: Because it's July 16 national bitch day

July 16

July 16 is the day you ask your crush to be yours forever by giving them something.

Joe: Hey! it's July 16 already!
Ralph: Snap! I've got to ask my crush out!
joe: Remember to give her something!