Iron Jungle

When you have so much ass hair you it creates an impenetrable wall and if anyone tries to go through it, it shreds their dick to ribbons

Last night I was taking a shit and it got caught in my iron jungle.

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jungle junk

an unkempt pubic region containing copious amounts of pubic hair

I was going to go down on that chick but when i pulled her drawers down she had jungle junk

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Jungle duck

To be the centre of attention in an embarrassing moment

to be picked on and embarrassed in front of others defines you as a jungle duck

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Jungle Bunny Money

Jungle Bunny Money Is usually in the form of food stamps or money gained from illegal activity’s like, prostitution, selling drugs or stolen goods. Jungle Bunny Money can also be obtained by begging near highway off ramps or airports. The money is usually in the form of change or crumpled one dollar bills. The jungle bunny cash collecter is easily identified by a strong smelling stench and baggie clothing. Try to keep your distance because they are usually flea infested. Jungle Bunny Money Is usually used to buy drugs or alcohol

Joe: Tyrone-Tard always seems to have money for the liquor store

Max: Yup! ... it’s “Jungle Bunny Money

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jungle bridge coin

Jungle bridge coin is an imaginary virtual currency that can be referenced as a sarcastic rebuttal to your peers relentless efforts to convince you to invest in Dogecoin.

I haven't invested into Dogecoin but I have invested my entire life savings into Jungle Bridge Coin.

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Dirty Jungle Asian

Someone who hails from the warmer tropical Asian lands which are closer to the equator (Vietnam, Philippines, etc.), as opposed to northern Asians (Japan, China, Korea). Due to the warmer climates, the Southern Asian nations are darker in skin tone and less developed economically, etc.
Vietnam/Philippines are looked upon by Japan/Korea the same way White people from Utah look upon Mexicans/Guatamalans.

Berrill: "Dude, shave that greasy looking porn 'stache! You look like a child molester!"

Tom: "Get off my back. I'm a DJA (Dirty Jungle Asian). You're lucky I'm not swinging from vines in the treetops flinging feces at you, like all my relatives do back home in Vietnam.

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Vietnamese Jungle Drop

Form of foreplay when green army men are inserted into vagina, then the girl stands up and marches around the room as the army men are parachuting out.

My wife knows what I like, she showed me the Vietnamese Jungle Drop.

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