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Mary Jane Kelly

(1863?-November 9, 1888) The fifth and final recognized victim of Jack the Ripper. Also known as "Fair Emma", "Ginger", and "Black Mary".
Compared with the four previous victims, Mary's origins are obscure, most of what we know about her comes from Joe Barnett, her boyfriend of 18 months and much of it could be embellished.

Mary was born in Limerick, Ireland, raised in Wales, and came to London in 1884 as a prostitute after she was widowed around 1882.

Mary worked at first in a high-class West End brothel and was even invited by a wealthy client to France, but she disliked the experience and soon returned to London.

Somehow, Mary ended up on the grim streets of the East End. In 1888, she and Joe Barnett had landed at 13 Miller's Court, on Dorset Street. Mary regularly let her homeless friends spend the night, despite Joe's protests. By November, Joe had lost his job as a dock worker and rent was 3 weeks overdue; they separated after a spat, but reconciled just hours before she was murdered.

In the realm of Jack the Ripper, Mary Jane Kelly is an enigma within a mystery and finding her true origins has become a quest.

Mary was young and was said to be pretty, although no photo exists of her in life. She was five-foot-seven, tall and buxom with blue eyes and flowing hair, usually going without a hat. Strangely, we don't know her hair color and her aliases are difficult to decipher.
"Black Mary" could well refer to her temper; Mary was violent when drunk but was otherwise quiet.

Mary's last night saw her singing "A Violet From Mother's Grave" before going out and returning home with a client.
Her landlord and his assistant found her later that morning at 10:45 AM.
Her body lay hideously mutilated on her bed; she was nearly beheaded, her face hacked beyond recognition, her breasts removed, her thighs flayed to the bone, her abdomen opened from groin to sternum and emptied, the organs scattered around her.

by Lorelili October 7, 2012

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Kelly Clarkston

Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the first season of the television series American Idol in 2002.

Clarkson has released four albums to date. Her debut album Thankful (2003), her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), followed by My December (2007) and her latest album All I Ever Wanted (2009). Her first four albums have sold over 10.2 million copies in the United States

But in General. Her music kind of sucks except for some of them, called "My Life would Suck Without You" and "Long Shot." Which were about a couple that broke up coming back together and someone wanting to take a chance on something.

Oops I spoiled the Lyrics for you O_O

Kelly Clarkston is a singer O_O

by Animalzap August 25, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Machine Gun Kelly

MGK is a hip hop rockstar icon in the making. He is a rapper from Cleveland, Ohio. He is the hardest they come. He's a rager. He's a wild boy. He's an underdog. He's a hometown hero. He's a CLE boy. He's a father. He's the founder of Lace Up university. He's an est mufucka. For the fans, MGK is our religion. Est is the team. Lacing the fuck up is what we do. If you havent heard of him you soon will. Tell the world to Lace Up!

Machine Gun Kelly made the world put on their chucks and lace the fuck up.

by Machine Gun Carla March 7, 2012

370๐Ÿ‘ 163๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ross O'Carroll Kelly

character in Paul Howard's Sunday Tribune column.

Satire on Dublin's southsider population.

Anagram of ROCK, Ross having frequented the fictional Castlerock school, presumably based on Blackrock school.

Can also be used as adjective, usually by southsiders themselves

"Ross O'Carroll Kelly is so focking hilarious"

"OMG, did you see Oscar, the was acting so focking Ross O'Carroll Kelly, it was loike, unfockingreal."

by Tits McGinty September 23, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


amanda kelly

Emo princess of whom is failing Tufaro's writer's workshop class. She is currently in trouble, help her.

Amanda Kelly is alright.

by Paul Shrager March 14, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


r kelly effect

When someone's so good at their job that people overlook their character flaws.

Tim's got the R Kelly effect on the boss. He ain't ever firing Tim's ass despite him being an asshole to every colleague of his.

by CMB_OXF_DXB_SIN February 23, 2019


Dropping a Paul Kelly

The act of pulling the penis and scrotum from behind between your legs so they stick between the buttcheeks.

"we were in the locker room when some asshole came in Dropping a Paul Kelly!"

by SIMC and Twinky November 7, 2011