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The single greatest person to ever step foot on earth. Should be treated as a God
‘Woah’
‘What’s up, what is it’
‘Look, that guy is a Kevin’
‘Oh my goddddd’
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A Kevin is sweet and caring. He's also a gamer who could go on for days just talking about one game, a true game nerd. He's a god who can't be compared to anyone. A sweet, loving, gaming, breathtaking, lovable, sexy, nerdy god. He's confident and won't let anyone stop him from getting what he wants. I'm glad I found one who I can love that loves me back.
Girl 1: I met a Kevin last night.
The girls blow up suddenly
Girl 2: Really?! Lucky!
Girl 3: IF YOU DON'T WANT HIM, I'LL TAKE HIM!
Girl 4: You better treat him well or I will kill you!
Girl 5: Good luck in bed, wink wink nudge nudge
Girl 1: EVERYONE CALM DOWN
Kevin: Hey girls.
Girl 1: KEVIN!!!
She leaps to him and giggles, wrapping her arms around him and nuzzles him softly. He smiles and pulls her close, gently kissing the top of her head.
Kevin: Hello, love.
Girls 2-5: Awwwe
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A fit guy with a huge dick. Fun to hangout with and he must workout a lot to be this stunning.
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Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.
Love, Kevinesse 🖤
Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.
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The name for a male Karen
That Kevin ran me off the road like a jackass!
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When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.
Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!
Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....
Kevin: whoops sorry
Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...
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