Kevin

kevin is the most fun loving guy and one of the best boyfriends you could ever have. although he is good he is also a goofball that says things that dont make sense this is why it is impossible th stay mad at him, he alway makes you laugh. you can also have a serious conversation with him and he will always make u fell like the most special girl in the world.

Kevin is a great guy.

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Kevin

A nerdy asian guy who has a strange, almost creepy obsession with kpop superstar Jennie Kim. Also sexually aroused by men’s beards. It is unclear whether or not they possess brains. Many have exhibitionist tendencies.

“the creep drooling outside Jennie’s window? Must be a Kevin”

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Kevin

There are a lot of Kevin in the world but you gotta find this kevin:
Kevin is a really gentle, caring person. He would give you his own jacket but also care for you excessively. Whenever you hang out with Kevin, it'll be your best time. A really really great hugger too, when he hugs you, your heart will just go AWW. Al in all, you're lucky to meet a Kevin, who wouldn't want this type of Kevin in their lives?

You:
I feel really sad today...
Kevin:
Next time we will hang, I'll give you a hug.
You: *melt away*

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Kevin

this specific kevin that known better as 'len' or 'shitlastor' is a fucking idiot and always make an awful joke, he have no self control or what so ever and very fucking annoying

*discord vc*

B: aight i'm back

Kevin: HI BACK I'M SHITLASTORRR

B: damn bro you make everyone laugh

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Kevin

Kevin, how are you?
I'm sorry I snapped at your friends but I resent doing this publicly. Please, if there is any chance i would prefer sending you letters, you know, old-school, the ones with envelopes and stuff, to guard our privacy, intimacy, or what is left of it.
Plus i'm really struggling with the constant backlash, shitstorm i face everytime i try to be. Me. To you.

Love, Kevinesse 🖤

Kevin, i just want you to be happy in your skin. In my arms.

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Kevin

The name for a male Karen

That Kevin ran me off the road like a jackass!

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Kevining

When you commit a typographical error, but the error itself just happens to be another correctly-spelled word that _might_ actually work in the current context, which makes it far more confusing and hard to spot than if it were just a misspelled word.

Kevin: Hey look, my murder is on the TV!

Everyone Else (after a period of confusion): ..... did you maybe mean "mother"? .....

Kevin: whoops sorry

Everyone Else: Looks like Kevin is Kevining again...

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