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A person that is underage who has to wait to have sex with someone who is 18.
"Would you have sex with that girl?"asked person one
"I'd tap that but I got that Booty on Lag"said person two
The delay between a traffic light turning green and the cars beginning to move due to the drivers looking at their mobile devices.
I had to wait through the same traffic light multiple times due to the mobile lag in the cars ahead of me.
The art of using your poor latency or slow internet connection in a video game against an opponent
The hell?! Did this 200 ping looking motherfucker just clip through half my attacks and kill me?
Yeah, he did. This guy's using some serious Lag-Fu.
When you have been at the buggery pokery with a woman. After climaxing this is the jelly like feeling you get in your legs.
Ryan: Hey I went to Katie’s last night I was banging all night then my legs went funny
Joe: Looks like you got leg lag Ryan
When one's lag in a video game causes them to randomly slide around as though they are ice skating.
My connection is so bad I'm just lag skating around! This sucks!
The stage between sober and tipsy.
Dave: Are you tipsy yet?
John: Nah just some input lag.
When you need to shit but nothing comes out and then it comes back to haunt you 10 minutes later
Sorry bro I need to leave, I got Shit lag in the bathroom and I swear it’s coming back now and it’s HUGE!