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This has all the grizzly features of trench foot, or jungle rot, that WWI vets suffered from prolonged exposure to unsanitary conditions and constant wet/dry feet. Lake Powell Foot is the result of brutal exposure to mid-summer Utah sunshine, zero humidity, barefoot 10 mile slot canyon death marches, and days of drunken horse shoes on the hot Lake Powell sand.
Not necessarily a bad thing to have, considering your surroundings.
Justin has some serious Lake Powell Foot after that 8 mile hike to Window Arch. It's all dry and cracked like an over cooked baked potato.
We may have to amputate.
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Also Known As ILC
The most amazing place on earth.
Everyone is really friendly and cool, and you make the best friends in the world.
Sure the head counselors are obnoxious, and the dailies suck, but you will remember it forever.
Where are you going to camp?
Independent Lake Camp.
OMG I love that place, I did circus there years ago.
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Really beautiful place where you can go ski or snowboarding, swim in the lake and go hiking.
We have a few cool kids, some retarded, but then again, what city doesnt have some?
And of course, we have our retarded bitch-made haters like "SickkofTA-hoes" whos just mad because he/she doesnt have any friends in that town cause hes most likely a douchebag, who talks shit on everyone who doesnt like him. Calls every girl/guy a slut because those "sluts" probably wouldnt want to fuck that piece of shit, am I right? yes I think so :)
Nikki: Hey did you invite "SickkofTA-hoes" to the party in South Lake Tahoe?
Mike: Hell no! That kid is a punk bitch :)
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An abbreviation for LSD (Lake Shore Drive)
“Let’s take a trip down Lake Shore Drive”
A school full of 4 shitty grades of assholes. The freshmans who think they're hot shit, the sophomores that act like they're better than the freshman even though they are most definitely the same but with more juuls and weed, the juniors who are so unremarkably the same as sophomores but a sliver more mature, and the seniors you act like they'll get somewhere in life even though they have failed 50% of their classes and are banking on a sport scholarship, and instead of paying attention just talk about sex and drugs. The school is shit at sports, no one gets anywhere, and there's more juuls than people. The teachers are assholes or baby the students to no end, and don't understand that it's no longer to 1990s, and the ones that do are fucking SJWs that yell at you if you say those people or bug someone slightly.
Overall a shit school with shit staff and shit people. Funding wasted.
"Yo, I heard Jeff went to Walled Lake Northern."
"Really? No wonder he's stuck at a McDonald's."
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A famous seventies-era progressive rock band that has been largely forgotten by today's youth. ELP played long, orchestral jazz/rock/fusion peices that are best accompanied by some good chronic.
Every aspiring drummer should listen to Carl Palmer's awexome drum solo on Tank.
Fanfare for the Common Man, Lucky Man, Knife Edge, Tank, Karn Evil 9.
Tom: Emerson, Lake & Palmer... weren't they the backup band on a Dashboard Confessional tour?
Joe: *Smash*
Tom: Agh... my ovaries.
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You Know You Go To Long Lake When:
You meet the most amazing people in the whole world
The second someone starts playing Seasons of Love on the piano everyone starts singing, and it sounds amazing
You know all to well that people w/ accents are sexier than those w/out.
You know the finale/dance to Chorus Line regardless of whether or not you were in the show.
You can quote The Princess Bride word for word.
You see people sucking fingers in public and it doesn't seem wierd.
You get "The Talk" within the first week of camp and still manage to get away with everything on hell night.
The only reason people play sports are because of the hot sports staff.
The first thing you think about when sitting in an Adirondack chair is the HMS.
When Roxey's Suite from Chicago plays you get "excited".
You have to side hug counselors because the owners are scared you will have an affair with them if you hug them.
You continue to fight over whether or not counselors are gay or straight weeks after camps over.
You are either Jewish, Rich or Like boys. You MUST fall under one of these three categories.
You have gotten caught buying things at Enchanted Forest/Water Safari.
You understand the meaning of "having aids" or "being pregnant".
You were new and at first you thought OD meant overdose.
When you hear the word sports, you groan.
You cut the line every night to get canteen, regardless of whether you want it or not.
You go rain dancing, mudlsiding, or "Slip-n-Slidding".
You know every word to Rent.
You know what to say to "Dance Department.." and "Circus Deparemnt.."
You own a homade pair of pajamas from the FAB.
You have been to Hoss' at least once.
You put your silverwear upside down in the Moooo. or know what a moo is for that matter
You have recieved or given a lap dance.
You have played a stupid game like Spin the flashlight / Never Have I ever.
You constnatly see or are part of big orgies.
If youre a girl You walk around in your pajamas looking like crap because you know that all of the boys are gay.
You have either rang or contemplated ringing the bell.
You have played and lost a game of tetherball.
You sneak around the back of the Unit Leader Shack or use the phones under the stairs just to maximize your call time.
You have hooked up with somebody. Come on, you can't go to Long lake and not hook up with anybody.
The townies thinks you are an indie art feak and look at you weird at the fireworks when you skank to the band.
You have friends in other countries.
You have yelled at table caller or told them to put you on the list before your bunk is even there.
You have a hidden stash of food from Water Safari.
You run to get to sunday morning breakfast.
You know how to Skank and love the camp's ska band.
You have conquered herm rock.
You found a way to pass the time during Superman Returns
You know how to get to Urinetown
You have friends who write erotica...on request.
You've wanted to kick those little kids out of their mini-cars and go joy riding.
Girls: You know boys that wear more makeup than you.
You hug and kiss all your friends...regardless of gender.
You've been offered a temporary home in someone's basement.
You know the gay boys have to stay away from the girls cabins...you just dont know why.
You have gotten yelled at while trying to find the makeout shack.
All of your stories at home begin with "At my camp..."
CAMP owns your life and all of your camp friends are your best.
long lake camp is my lifeee
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