When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.
Is he dead?
No he's just facebook lazy
No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.
get out off your computer you LAZY LARD
A ultra lazy person who sleeps, eats and plays video games in one place, sleeps a a lot and in genral can not be forced to any physical activity.
-Have you seen Steven today in school?
-No, he has been playing Smite all night.
-Man, he really is a Lazy Damian.
A modified version of the wheel barrow sex position. In this version, the guy sits on a chair or couch while the girl is in wheelbarrow position, basically leaning off with her hands pushing her off the floor. Unless it's a chair, the girl normally has to bend her knees right in order to make it work.
I was giving a lap dance to my man last night and he turned me around and had me in a lazy man's wheelbarrow.
A limp dick or flaccid penis.
After dinner Susan was all hot-n-bothered so she took him back to her place but all he could provide was a Lazy Richard. That son of a bitch!
When you can't be arsed to use the sink and you roll to the edge of the bed and bash your meat till you dribble man porridge on the floor.