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This is a procedure that involves stealing a persons mouse. To accomplish this, a person needs to be distracted, while another person to the right of him/her grabs the mouse with their left hand and closes whatever window was open.
Doug: What the hell joe, where did my web browser go?
Joe: Left handed hijack!
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An epic memer and videographer, most notable for the short film "Ride Wife, Life Good", a reflection into the self-destructive nature of the male ego, the folly of matrimonial expectation, and the tragic impact of rage untempered by consequence. Truly, a masterful commentary on the fundamental pathos of man, so often ignored in this neo-digital age. Historians shall surely place it alongside other such haunting masterworks as Ilya Repin's 1884 Ivan The Terrible And His Son Ivan and Tim Buckley's 2008 Loss.
Socialism Done Left is probably a radlib
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An unknown sexual act performed by a man or a woman which includes the use of the left hand.
My girlfriend gave me a left handed Spaniard last night. Not sure exactly what it was or what she did but it was great.
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The political stance of a man penis
Girl #1: I just met this intellectual guy.
Girl #2: That's great, does he lean left or right?
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A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.
A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
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Although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. Resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. Lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks... ouch...
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
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Also Pittsburgh Right; Streets or roads in Pittsburgh that make sudden turns yet keep the same name; note the difference between the traditional definition of Pittsburgh Left (the act of allowing oncoming drivers at interesctions to make a left turn in front of you). For newbies to the city, this alternate meaning of Pittsburgh Left or Pittsburgh Right allows them to understand the strange topography of city streets. The differing definitions can only be understood in context:
"Follow Forbes Avenue past Carnegie Mellon down from Squirrel Hill. Be careful by CMU; Forbes takes a Pittsburgh Left (alt.) but it's still Forbes."
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