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Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
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Annoying someone even after they told you you're annoying
Arrête de m'appeller , tu me casse les couilles
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tous les jours is French for "every day"
I jack off tous les jours -- sometimes more!
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C'est le grand morth pion. Il nourrit sur le nectar doux d'ampoule. Il a tendance à le faire d'humeur difficile. Le seul moyen pour tuer l'est d'éteindre la lumière. Toutefois, le morth pion du peut voler à une autre source légère.
C'est le grand morth pion.
le morth pion
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a minging place in the North of England. With army's of chavs
person 1: should we go to Hetton-le-hole ?
person 2: no we'll get shanked !
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An amazing person. Trog-le-prawn is a word used as a red-herring to semantically mask how amazing this person is. While Trog-le-prawn sounds as though the recipient of such a name would be a) ugly b) French and c) smells of sea-food they are actually a) attractive b) not-French and c) smells of candyfloss. They say things that make people smile. The word is predominately used by vindictive twats to keep the wonderful Trog-le-prawns to themselves.... the twats
"Colette you Trog-le-prawn!"
"OI! How dare you!"
"No, no....look at this urban dictionary definition"
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