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When you fuck a girl so hard
you R.I.P. that pussy
I was feelin so horny so i called Jenny and
i gave her a Los Angeles Massacre
i straight MURDERED that pussy
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Another cool way to say pipe. Used to smoke marijuana.
Grab your p-lo before we hit the road so we can blaze on the way.
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1. Pedophile. Soft-face commonly instills a certain trust in children, which is violently ripped away as he punishes their asshole with his bladed dildo strap-on and leather face mask.
2. Trombone player for school harmony group. A suitable environment for pedo-date-rape.
For the love of God, D-lo, get your filthy hands out of that child's anus!
If only D-Lo actually had some real meat in his house, that meat grinder wouldn't seem like such a bad omen. Hey, who turned off the lights?
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Stands for, "We Only Live Once." It's a phrase used to remind a friend or passerby that their choice NOT to do something awesome is a bad one. It can also be used to remind a friend or passerby that their choice TO do something is a good one.
Mikey: "Dude, I just don't think I can make it to the Playboy Mansion Party with you. My girlfriend will kill me."
Nick: "Why not man? WOLO (Wo-Lo)!"
Mikey: "Excellent point. I'll go!
OR.....
Mikey: "I am so pumped we're going bungy jumping today. This is crazy!"
Nick: "Well... WO-LO"
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Spanish spoken for teh usual says\ing that goes like "suck me balls, yo". If u use it too much, you might just get it.
finally, sometimes gross stuff can be funny. Indeed.
No me toques los huevos, maricona. la proxima te los arranco.
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A television crime/drama centered around the personal and professional lives of members of the NCIS Office of Special Projects. The main characters include G Callen, the Russian-speaking Special Agent in Charge who was once a foster child, former Navy SEAL Special Agent Sam Hanna, pretty but tough Special Agent Kensi Blye and LAPD liason Detective Martin Deeks. Supporting characters are the team's boss, Hetty Lange, techies Eric and Nell and psychologist Nate. The show is a spinoff of the original Naval Criminal Investigative Service, and it was introduced in the NCIS two part episode 'Legend'. The OSP team is close they are shown to be good friends outside of work. Kensi and Callen are very close and there is a lot of sexual tension between them, much like Tony and Ziva from NCIS. There is also a semi-romantic relationship between Detective Deeks and Agent Blye, as they are shown to have a constant banter, sometimes with sexual overtones.
Robert: Wow, I started watching NCIS: Los Angeles last night. For a spinoff, it's pretty good.
Mandy: Wow, really? I heard they ripped off NCIS.
Robert: Not really. The characters are pretty different.
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