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Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.
Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!
A computer running a Macintosh operating system, either the old Mac OS 9/below (aka Classic), or the current BSD-based Mac OS X. These days a "mac machine" is almost assuredly manufactured by Apple Computers, because for some stupid reason Apple decided some years ago that no one else but them could make Macintoshes. (Editorial: I miss PowerComputing).
This phrase is usually spoken by an older woman who knows next to nothing about computers, as would the phrase "windows machine". And it's not sexist of me to say that, because it's just a fact. There's nothing wrong with being an older woman.
Older woman: Excuse me? I am having troubles with my stupid mac machine. It won't let me connect to the internet!
Person: Let's see... it doesn't look like you have any means of connecting to the internet. No phone line, no cable modem, no wireless, nothing.
Older Woman: So?
Person: These things don't just happen on their own, woman.
*The Next Person Who Posts a Definition Here:*
Omfg Macinsuxors Computorz sukc asss!!!! never use em! i from da getto in odessa, texas!
--Example:
--gayass mac machine did sssomthing bad
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someone who hits on, or "macks it," to guys or gals often and well
"walter got three girls' numbers in one night! what a mac machine..."
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A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.
Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?
Washing machine heart.... as always :(
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When you are having sex with a girl with a bra full of coins, but can't hear the coins jingling. Then when you take off her bra all the coins fall out and she yells "JACKPOT!"
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn't have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn't been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were going at it pretty hard, he was laying down and I was on top of him and he finally had the mind to take my bra off. When he did, all the change from the night ($21 in coins..) burst out and rained all over his face. As he was confused and spluttering I just drunkenly continued while yelling, "JACKPOT!!!" and grabbing the cash and throwing in the air pulling a Bellagio Slot Machine. I'm surprised that we're still together.
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Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.
Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.
Gallant: ...
"Bendy and the Ink Machine™" is a first person puzzle action horror game that begins in the far days past of animation and ends in a very dark future. Created by theMeatly, it is set thirty years after you, the main character, has stopped working for an animation company. With amazing graphics, controls and gameplay, this game is probably one of the best out there. However, in terms of fandom, it's slowly but surely descending into a future like Tattletail, Minecraft, Hello Neighbour, and Undertale's.
"Man, did you see that cool game, Bendy and the Ink Machine? What a cool first person puzzle action horror game!"
"Yeah man, searched it up, was greated with this weird demon guy having a blowjob with this wolf. Was not pleasant."
"o"
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