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A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.
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When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"
I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!
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Highly offensive slur uttered by ESPN's Mike Greenberg of "Mike and Mike in the Morning" on January 18, 2010.
"Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, talkin' football with you on this Martin Luther Coon King, Jr. holiday."
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The Cameron Martin Swagga is a dance move invented in Tahoma Senior Highschool by the ghetto black child, Cameron Martin himself. The move consists of a thrusting/humping motion of the hips to the left side, then the right side and is to be done in the day and in the night.
How did the Cameron Martin Swagga come to be? Once upon a time, in Global Academy, Cameron Martin was getting hated on by Alaskan haters and angry black women that threw quarters in his face. So Cameron Martin did what Cameron Martin did best, he swagga'd on and he swagga'd away those evil do'ers. When people challenged his raping skills, he swagga'd. When a science teacher caught him making a statement, he swagga'd. Even when crazy white bitches flipped a shit and chased him into the bathroom, he swagga'd.
So whenever you are in doubt,
Swagga to the left.
Swagga to the right.
Swagga in the day.
Swagga in the night.
Do it every day, till its got you feeling right.
Bring it back, son.
Cameron: "I Cameron Martin Swagga him from behind..."
Person #1: "You swagged a guy?"
Cameron: "Yeeea dawg!"
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- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?
John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”
Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks
did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?
A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street in the ghetto that is very dangerous.
Friend: Yo, guess what I learned about Martin Luther King today!
Ignant Nigguh: Who dat?
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