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martin middle school

basically bitch centeral. the preps are concidered the "popular" group when really everybody hates them. the preps are stuck up and dont talk to anybody exept them selfs. the hot guys are akward around girls, and the good personality guys are ugly. the most goody goody school in raleigh, nc. if somebody does anything other then make out, they are considered a slut. and if you go out with a guy one week after you break up with your old boyfriend, your concidered a slut. the only cool guys are the skaters, which there are less and less every year. most the kids go to broughton. and the preppy girls try to seem like bad asses when everybody knows they get straight A's and wouldnt dare to get written up. worst.school.ever.

girl 1: hey want to go to martin middle school?
girl 2: hell no. worst school ever.

by anon9886765 January 30, 2011

52πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Two-pint-Martin

A two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pronged assault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.

Tom Martin did this in Budapest, 2005, and made a tit out of himself.

by James Flunder February 2, 2005

13πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


the martin luther king

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

by BlackBuhhda October 18, 2010

39πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Martin Luther Coon

Highly offensive slur uttered by ESPN's Mike Greenberg of "Mike and Mike in the Morning" on January 18, 2010.

"Mike and Mike in the Morning on ESPN Radio, talkin' football with you on this Martin Luther Coon King, Jr. holiday."

by SH622 January 19, 2010

171πŸ‘ 83πŸ‘Ž


Cameron Martin Swagga

The Cameron Martin Swagga is a dance move invented in Tahoma Senior Highschool by the ghetto black child, Cameron Martin himself. The move consists of a thrusting/humping motion of the hips to the left side, then the right side and is to be done in the day and in the night.

How did the Cameron Martin Swagga come to be? Once upon a time, in Global Academy, Cameron Martin was getting hated on by Alaskan haters and angry black women that threw quarters in his face. So Cameron Martin did what Cameron Martin did best, he swagga'd on and he swagga'd away those evil do'ers. When people challenged his raping skills, he swagga'd. When a science teacher caught him making a statement, he swagga'd. Even when crazy white bitches flipped a shit and chased him into the bathroom, he swagga'd.

So whenever you are in doubt,
Swagga to the left.
Swagga to the right.
Swagga in the day.
Swagga in the night.
Do it every day, till its got you feeling right.

Bring it back, son.

Cameron: "I Cameron Martin Swagga him from behind..."
Person #1: "You swagged a guy?"
Cameron: "Yeeea dawg!"

by Daniiiiiiiiii October 27, 2010

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


National Martin Day

- February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!

e.g. Sally: β€œMartin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?

John: β€œOh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”

Sally: β€œThat’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?

by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021


francisco martin duran

crazy latino man who shot up the white house with an sks

did you see that crazy francisco martin duran guy who shot up the white house?

by alexde March 14, 2007