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When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets
You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!
When two people are taking a shower together and one of them takes a shower cap and fart's into it and put it over the other persons face
Bro i got the gas *pulls louisiana gas mask over face*
When you are vaccinated and maskinated.
Ariana Grande on Instagram: #VaxxednMasked
Me: aww shit now I need to be vaxxed n masked because ari is
place an oxygen mask on your passed out mate of friend while inserting the tubing to the asshole of a horse or another passed of mate or friend. works better than smelling salts to wake them up.
she was passed out drunk so we gave her an amish air mask. she woke up and vomited so she was ready to go again.
The unintentional or intentional face of judgement you are hiding behind your face mask while your eyes remain deceptively neutral.
After wearing a face mask for 16 months I've developed a permanent resting mask face.
When you and your homie have the extreme urge to kiss, but you don’t want it to be gay. Therefore, one of you has to take a mask and kiss the other so it’s no homo.
TAKE THE MASK, HOMIE. NOW! - said Adam.
Ok bro, calm your lips. - said Matt
While somone is sleeping, you place your testicles on bolth of their eye sockets. You then rest your anus on their mouth. after you are in this position, you fart in their mout to wake them up and when they open their eyes their eyes are stung by your salty balls.
DUDE?!?! DID YOU REALY JUST GIVE ME A SALTY GAS MASK ME?!?!