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The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
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Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.
Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?
The most feral and chaotic man you will ever get the chance to meet. Don't let his cuteness deceive you, he literally peeled a onion with a potato peeler, what is more, chaotic than that? For some reason, he can be cute, hot, kind and chaotic all at once. He also plays Aziraphale, one of the ineffable husbands from Good Omens. Did I mention he is an amazing actor?
He is practically a Welsh Dragon. No, he IS the Welsh Dragon.
Guy 1: 'Look it's Michael Sheen!'
Guy 2: 'Isn't he related to Martin Sheen?'
Guy 1: "No of course not! Martin Sheen is American!"
Guy 2: 'Isn't Michael Sheen American?"
Guy 1: "He is Welsh, Goddamnit!"
Using social media and reliable internet sources to find out the TRUTH about Michael Jackson, whilst ignoring tabloid fiction.
I’ve been using my laptop, Michael Jacksoning for hours!
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Using your god-given talent to make the world a better place.
I'm going to ask others use their Michael Jacksoningpowers to Heal the World.
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The most amazing guitarist who does what he wants, and justifies it with the phrase "I do what I want, I'm punk rock." He looks and acts all tough and hardcore punk-rock, but he's about as sweet and adorable as a kitten. That's what he's called sometimes, actually. The kitten.
Michael Clifford? Oh my God, he's so bae.
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A smart bald man who can send you into an existential crisis.
also likes you to play with his 'toys'.
he is the subject of many memes
Hey! Vsauce Michael here.
Here... but, WHERE is HERE?
AND WHY IS MY NAME Michael Stevens!!!