You like child porn but don’t want to be arrested? Watch Midget porn.
When you need to take life one step at time.
I want the large butt plug, but first I'll have to midget digit.
male that constantly beats his meat with a penis under 1 inch in length
Brandon is a midget beater
A really cute sexy girl that is fun to talk to and that is hot as a beach
That girl has some Midget fists
Someone who is unattractively short.
"Have you seen Todd? He's a Mega-Midget."
Extremely small midget. Smaller than the average midget
Person 1: You're so small
Person 2: At least I'm not as small as a mega midget
Smaller than the average height
Person 1: Dude you're really short
Person2: Yeah, well you're a mega midget