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Having company over for some adult time in the middle of the night without staying over. When somone comes over for seggy time ridiculously late at night. Snacking late
Is anyone coming over tonight?
Yeah, i'll probably have a midnight snack at some point.
exercising as i like to call it
i exercised to the fridge at 12:14. totally not for midnight snacks
When you participate in an Anal Rain Dance at 12 A.m with Filipino hookers.
Guy 1: hey how was you’re business trip to the Philippines ?
Guy 2: It was great was great! Went on a couple Midnight Squallys, if you know what I mean.
A hotel with very basic beds installed into the building. They can sleep 50 people. They have exemplary security staff.
I was driving from Madison, Wisconsin to Alexandria, Virginia so I rested at a midnight hotel.
This is a drink that contains 2 oz. of vodka, 3 oz. of cranberry juice and 6 oz. of Dr. Pepper. It is related to the Cape Codder, bay breeze and sea breeze.
Hey, go mix me a Midnight Bay
When you make a pastie and nut on it, freeze it, fry it, and then insert it into your girl's anus when eating her ass out. Preferrably, she'll be gaping beforehand and when you insert said food item, her asshole muscles will mush and scramble it up and then you can suck it all out and give her the night of her life. Sounds good, eh?
"Man, Marquette Midnight Pasties are the best kind of pasties. Nothing like a little anal sauce to really bring out that flavor mmm!"
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
goat falling over on 4am at midnight: BAHHHHHHHHHHHH
me: 😐😐😐