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when all girls get to go around and pegg guys as payback for all the years of sexual assault 😋
bitch 1: omg did u bring ur strap on?
bitch 2: yeah i’m so exited to peg johnny
bitch 1: i love pegging monday
an international holiday where the chessboard flips and our Mother Bernkastel blesses us with good luck in our 5-day struggle
Persona 1: Man I really don't want to go to work on Monday...
Persona 2: Dude don't say that! It's Bernkastel Monday! Her never ending love will help you.
Monsoon Monday is the celebration of the MGR villain Monsoon that takes place every Monday
WOOOOOO ITS FUCKING MONSOON MONDAY
the sizzling sound you make when monday comes.
oh? it's monday again.. imagine you saying it so slow it sizzle
*sizzling monday*
Taking a sick day off work after a Sunday drinking sesh.
Too hungover to attend work on a Monday.
“Out on the lash tonight so gonna have to take a Bombay Monday tomorrow”
No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!