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A word used to describe one whos fat is desperately trying to escape the suffication from tight jeans resulting in the fat tumbeling over.
Shayna is such a fatass look at her muffin top!
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a muffiny person that is oh so sexy and yummy
i took a bath in the shower with a sexy muffin and we had a hot steamy romance
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when a fat person is wearing a way too small shirt and her fat hangs out of her shirt and over her belt.
"she has huge muffin tops."
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Challenging a persons outlandish / far-fetched story. Once challenged, story teller must respond to it right away. (No Nigger Muffins = True Story , Nigger Muffins = Lie/False Story)
If storyteller claims "No Nigger Muffins" and is found have lied intentionally, storyteller may be kicked in the scrotum by all who witnessed it (one kick per witness).
Drew, "The other day my boy got hit by a truck and lived!"
Ebo: "Nigger Muffins"
Drew; "No Nigger Muffins, however he is in a coma."
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n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
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A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!
Some Mormon girls are really Fuck Muffins
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A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.
check him out! cole is such a stud muffin! i mean, he's SO smooth!
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