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Give me this. We ain’t gettin it.
I’m the 3 years old you freaking nature
When your comment gets more likes than the post you commented on, but you didn't intend for that to happen.
Guy 1 makes a post on Twitter. Guy 2 comments on said post, and gets more likes than him.
Guy 1: Dude! Did you just ratio me?
Guy 2: Uh... It looks like it.
Guy 1: Why though??
Guy 2: I didn't intend to ratio you!
Guy 1: Oh. So, I guess it was just a natural ratio.
The act of pissing, shitting and then jerking off in the same toilet during a single bathroom visit.
I went for a piss, that turned into a poop, and then I jerked off because of the porn I watched while I was pooping. The natural hat trick!
When you’re trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue and you are also taking them to the face in the process.
My girl was face up to the sky attempting to catch snowflakes on her tongue when she shouted “It’s nature’s bukake!”.
When somebody is super fine looking.. oozing mad sex appeal. 10 outta 10 fit
Girl 1: that nigga Dolo is way too handsome
Girl 2: yeah I know right, he’s got that Natural Lengness
Go to nature center and smoke dope
Let's go to the nature center and chill
when a woman achieves a larger breast size by going on birth control; a riff on “big naturals”
ever since katie went on birth control she’s got the fake naturals