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Nap Hangover

The fuzzy, drowsy, and nauseous feeling that follows a long napping period, usually lasting 15-30 minutes.

Kyle: Why does Danny seem so tiresome?
Joe: He's still recuperating from his nap hangover, Mr. Patterson's lecture on electromagnetism put him to sleep.

by Johnzy November 19, 2011

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Beat Nap

This is when your feeling tired and horny and you masturbate or "beat off" and then fall instantly asleep

1. "I'm kinda tired, I think I'll fire up a dirty ol' beat nap"

by Your Brothers Johnson October 14, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Good nap

A way to end an conversation because your going to take a nap

I don’t feel like talking to you Janiyah good nap *hangs up FaceTime call*

by Dat.chick.over.there. September 30, 2018

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Pussy nap

A sleep needed during the day because of weakness, excessive drinking or general lack of manliness.

Jonathan went for a pussy nap before having to cook tea for his mrs.

by Kirton nick March 21, 2020

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Dirt Nap

Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.

"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!

by Geeeuuuhh! December 9, 2014

15πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


g-nap

A G-Nap occurs when you nap with your hand on your 'piece' (cock) inorder to provide your penis with some mild touching but ensuring your load is saved for later (perhaps you are saving your load for something such as a party that starts soon or a girlfriend whom you have not seen in some time).

"Damn Jill was coming over in an hour and even though I was hardcore horny I wanted to save it for her so I just took a G-Nap."
"Shit, I betta just take a G-Nap cause that party starts in 2 hours and you know ima hook up wit some of those bitches"

by a dude who has hair September 10, 2004

9πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Wet Nap

What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.

I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.

I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

14πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž