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A nap taken after getting ready to go out (to party) and before actually walking out the door.
I was out so late last night, I need to take a skank nap after I do my make-up tonight!
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Slap and nap is the act of masturbating and then using that relaxation to go right into a nap.
"Dang I'm tired and I can't fall asleep, I need to slap and nap"
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adj.
A person who likes to take numerous naps throughout the day is a nap slut.
Alejandro: "I'm going to go take a nap"
Me: "you're a slut... You're a nap slut"
Alejandro: " I am a nap slut" ;)
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Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
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Noun
The kind of state one is said to be in once they are dead. More often than not, they are put in this state by way of murder; most likely because they was caught slippin'.
"That motherfucker that was talking shit better have someone to walk him to his car. Otherwise, imma catch him slippin' and give his ass a dirt nap." Nighty night!
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A G-Nap occurs when you nap with your hand on your 'piece' (cock) inorder to provide your penis with some mild touching but ensuring your load is saved for later (perhaps you are saving your load for something such as a party that starts soon or a girlfriend whom you have not seen in some time).
"Damn Jill was coming over in an hour and even though I was hardcore horny I wanted to save it for her so I just took a G-Nap."
"Shit, I betta just take a G-Nap cause that party starts in 2 hours and you know ima hook up wit some of those bitches"
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What dirty, skanky, soap dodger scrubs use after sex instead of taking a shower.
I know it may sound funny, but really, wet naps are not a replacement for good hygiene. You don't want to be all sticky, and smell like Janet Reno or some French hick from Canadia.
I just saw a picture of Scott Baio. I need a wet nap!
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