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The only NFL fans who actively hate their team. Don’t bully a Jets fan that’s just mean
Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay
when a woman wraps her legs around your neck while naked, giving you a warm sensation on your neck. After which you turn your head around and eat her out.
Jacob: What did you do with Jessica last night after everyone left the party?
Steve: She gave me a New York Neck Pillow, it was great!
anytime your so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.
hey, you, come get your new york style taco.
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To be anti-gun and or afraid of firearms. gun shy communist yankee liberal anti-gunner
"why can't she go shooting with us?"
"her mom has a New York Mentality."
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The act of two men, double penetrating a female, cumming at the same time in her mouth and vagina, then punching her in the back of the rib cage causing her to spew it all out both ends...
Randy: Hey man, I heard your girlfriend was being a bitch!
I: Yeah, what should I do?
Randy: Oh, lets give her a New York Fire-Hydrant.
I: Disgusting, but alright!
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Most under-rated New York rapper. J.I starred in reality show called The Rap Game.
J.I prince of New York is so under-rated he 🔥
A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.
Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.