Night Jack

When you are a beautiful daytime man who is productive and sweet but at night your horniness kicks in. You fall asleep after failing to have your sexual needs met and wake up jerking off. Your roommate is so confused but delighted to know at least someone is getting off in the old apartment.

Dane: Last night? I don’t know what came over me…
Cait: Yea you turned into Night Jack for sure.

Krampus Nights

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.

I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?

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nighT liFe

time for the G'z to come out ya diG.

-its 3am lets hit the cluBs dawg.
- Sho nuff lets get this motherfucka cruNked uP ya dig.

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Prom Night

The night you finally break down and decide to blow some hard earned cash. You pick up your girlfreind, drive to Best Buy or another electronics retailler and plop down $100.00+ for some PROM (programable-read-only-memory) for your computer

Last night I bought some PROM for my computer. Ana was with me and she wanted this CD, so I got it for her birthday.

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beer night

A weekly gathering, occuring every Wednesday at 4:00 pm at the establishment of your choice, for the sole purpose of drinking beer. All work and other obligations are irrelevant during this event.

"Hey, are you gonna be at beer night today?"
"Well, it is Wednesday, I guess I have no choice - it is beer night - I'll be there."
"I hear Howard's not going to be there."
"What a pantywaist."

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poop night

A night of significant pooping.

A really crappy night.

Last night was such a poop night!

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Night Hag

A person you don't like and despise, usually they look like Hot Garbage and they're very ragity with a stench like no other.

Kennedys Grandma

Oliver: damn who's that stank hoe awake at 3:30AM
Cartman: Bro it's the night hag

Oliver: Ragity hoe

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