Pooooop Ninja

One who silently sneaks into the bathroom while another person is trying to take a shit. Obviously, this person is disgusting as she doesn't mind the smell of a foul dump as she brushes her teeth and gets ready for bed.

Lindsay was a total pooooop ninja last night. While Brian was dropping some bombs in the bathroom, she snuck in, did her makeup and hair, brushed her teeth, and plucked her eyebrows. Brian didn't even notice her until she was done and walking out the door.

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ninja gay

Originally found on Reddit, a ninja gay is someone who appears to be straight and does not appear to have any stereotypical gay traits.

So any of you guys in your early to mid 20s and in SE Wisconsin? I'm 24 and I would love to meet a guy like this/me but I can't fuckin' find them. Mainly because we are ninja gays and no one suspects us.

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Norwegian Ninja

Norwegian politician and diplomat Arne Treholt, who in 1985 was convicted of high treason and espionage on behalf of the Soviet Union and Iraq. Commander of the Norwegian Ninja Force, under the supervision and protection of its founder and guardian HM King Olav V of Norway.

Wikipedia

1. "At One with the Cosmos, like a Norwegian Ninja!"

2. Norwegian Ninja: "A true guardian of the norwegian laws of nature and way of life!"

3. HM King Olav V, on Commander Treholt:
"All gave some, Some gave all!"
Norsk:"ALLE GA NOE, NOEN GA ALT"

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Ninja Pipe

Giving someone a blowjob secretly

I gave my boyfriend some Ninja Pipe while he was studying

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ninja pants

1. Pants that are worn by one or more ninjas.
2. Pants that have incredible ninja powers and qualities. (they can grapple-hook onto the white house without being seen!)
3. Pants that once belonged to a ninja but have been stolen by a secret organization of samurai who hate ninjas and their pants because of their supernessness.

The ninja pants saved the world from the evil samurai socks who eat people's stanky feet sauce.

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Anti-Ninja

Anyone who can beat a Ninja in a fight/wrestling/etc.

Anna beat Daniel in wrestling, and Dan is a ninja, therefore Anna is an Anti-Ninja

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pussy ninja

someone who stealthily snatches away another mans previously designated pussy

Dude i thought i had dibs on that hoe, then Patrick swooped in and ninjad that pussy.

Dude that nigga Lee is a fucking pussy ninja.

Dude, did Kevin just ninja Mirandas pussy away from Joel?

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