dick name

When one gives another person a douchey nickname. Usually used behind said person's back.

"Oh, here comes Tits McGee." "Dude, since you gave her that dick name, I can't remember her name!"

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Girl's Name

This name could be the most vague and common name ever, but somewhere, some random bitch is thinking, "My best friend's name is Emma/Chloe/Any fucking name, so I guess I'll write an Urban Dictionary post about all the things that make her special."

The format of these posts are exactly the same:
Name is a talented and courageous girl who will be there for you. Also, Name is usually REALLY pretty! She won't let you down."

Then, they expect us to use said name in a sentence as if it's actual slang and not just a cute little tribute to their damn friend.
"To use it in a sentence, you'd say, 'she's so cool. she must be an Emma/Chloe/Literally any fucking name on Earth."

Oh, will you look at that, another generic ass Girl's Name post.

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Slave Name

Created during the highest point or climax of sexual passion, a slave name comes when one begins to utter involuntarily words or phrases that are ultimately directed to define their partner. Slave names can be anything such as animals, other human names, titles of films or literary works, or businesses. (List is subject to change) The method most advised in which the slave name is decided is when the couple is rocking doggie style. The final decider of each slave name alternates, on even days of the week the male or the one in the captain-majorus position (upper) chooses the name. On odd days of the week, the female, or human in the captain-minorus position chooses. Slave names are usually used as code words for booty calls while in a public area.

Majorus- "Oh Betty you filthy skanque! Take that straight up your tight ass twat!"

Minorus- "Betty? That is my moms name you foaming colon!"

Majorus- "Shut up, for I am GOD!"

Minorus- "Fine. Go at my canyon like a wrecking ball!"

In this example the Minorus is branded the slave name Betty and the Majorous is coined the slave name Wrecking Ball.

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Holy Name

Whoa, you beat Wilson in basketball. Sorry that you lose to Wilson in most sports, at least the ones that matter like football. The only reason you win in b-ball is because you bring in some black kids from innercity Reading that have 40 inch vertical leaps and have been playing basketball all their lives. If you want to be proud that you lower your academic and social and economic standards to win a game of basketball every winter.

Now...yes, as someone mentioned, it is a private school you pay for. Holy Name and Wilson, while both good schools academically and socially, are the exact same pretty much. the only difference is that Holy Name costs more than $15K a year and Wilson is $0.

Holy Name's girls, while trashy sometimes, are hot. the problem for Holy Name guys is that these girls HATE Holy Name guys, and i dont blame them. the girls tend to want Hill and prep guys, and some Wilson.

Holy Name kids have money, and some of them are old money, so i dont want to rag on you all too much.

But all said: Holy Name is a fine school in most respects, although you could do a lot better

And by the way, flipping your collar is old now, because all these kids who shouldnt be doing are doing it, so its out of style.

At a party:

Holy Name girl 1: wow, is that a HN guy? he almost looks like a hill guy...should i hook up with him?

HN girl 2: nah, theres a real hill guy over there, why dont u work some game on him? you might need to get him a beer or five so he overlooks your various STD's though..

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Name That Tool

A game that F-18 Marine Ordnancemen made up to pass the time. It involves slapping, rubbing or poking a contestant’s ass with an unidentified tool from the tool pouch. Three guesses to name the tool. If you lose, you get the tool from to pouch or tool box jammed up your ass.

Hey Name That Tool...Is it a Flat head? Nope, guess again...

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scream name

Mistaken pronunciation of "screen name" by one Marzipan of Homestarrunner.com fame.

Well, I don't know what a scream name is, so there you go.

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name ambush

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

also name ambush is a name for a pig-game

Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."

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