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Have your girlfriend lie on her back and mount her forehead naked. place your balls on her eyes and your dick on her nose and scream "AH CHA CHA CHA CHAH" or "INKA DINKA DOO".
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When you're about to bust a nut on a girls forehead and you yell out, "brain blast!" As you bust.
Brandon Jimmy Neutroned Jenny the other day and I could hear him yelling brain blast from outside of his house!
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Jimmy jeans is a term commonly used in the North-east to describe cheap blue jeans that are purchased at Ocean State Job Lot for approximately $10.
Oftentimes the jeans are slightly defective (i.e. one leg longer than the other).
I thought we were supposed to get dressed up for this event and look over there at that guy wearing Jimmy jeans.
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to recieve a blow job whilst operating a motor vehicle
while driving to school lynn gave omar a jimmie johnson
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THE greatest guitarist ever of all time. Jimmy was born a mortal and turned into a god by using his Les Paul to create the most amazing sounds ever to be heard. He began in the Yardbirds, but is famous for being the lead guitarist in Led Zeppelin (which btw is the greatest band that has and will ever exist). He is extremely creative, for example his using a violin bow on his guitar. His unfathomable skills are greatly demonstrated in Dazed and Confused, Whole Lotta Love, Communication Breakdown, Heart Breaker, and of course, the biggest rock song ever heard by mankind, Stairway to Heaven. God Jimmy's live performances are unfathomably awesome as he improvises and gives solos up to at least 15 minutes (Check out The Song Remains The Same Live CD). Also, he is very sexy with his long and wavy 70's hair and really cute face.
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Those of you fuckhead asshole retards who think ur being cool by calling Jimmy Page (God of Rock), a faget who has screechy riffs and that eric clapton is better than him don't kno shit. Clearly you are on crack and are high and don't kno what the fuck ur talking about. You kno nothing whatsoever about rock and it's influences because if you did, you'd kno that Led Zeppelin was one, if not the, most influential bands ever and that they'd be nearly nothing without God Jimmy, who made Stairway to Heaven the greatest rock song with his solo voted best rock solo ever. So for those of u who kno more about Hanna Montana than rock, please, don't write Jimmy Page a bad definition because you have no life and think that u can criticize God Jimmy when u could never do a millionth of the things he did that changed the world. But for those of you who still insult him anyway, I suggest you shoot yourself in the head, put the bits and pieces of your small, demented brain back together, go buy a Led Zeppelin cd, listen to the greatness that is Jimmy Page, and worship him for all eternity and forever beg for his forgiveness.
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Some of you fucktard poser rock critics shouldn't listen to Jimmy Page's music for its awesomeness may be too intense for your worthless ears and may melt your head off.
Person 1: I listen to an hour of Jimmy Page's solos a day, he's fucking amazing
Person 2: Why would you do that? He's a faggot with screechy riffs and Eric Clapton is better than him.
Person 1 shoots Person 2 in the head, passerby cheer, then they all go worship Jimmy Page
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to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.
haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall
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When a gay man has giant man boobs, and lets another gay man titty fuck him.
"You wouldn't believe it last night. I let Bruce give me the Jimmy Tits!!"
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