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A covert farting technique that uses the stench of someone else's farts to mask your own.
Person #1: Ugh, did you smell Randy's farts last night?
Person #2: Yeah, they reeked but thankfully I was able to squeak out some of my own under the cover of darkness.
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”Dark jokes have been passed for years. Each one worse than the next, such as: Boy: ”Hey I'm bored!” the graveyard keeper looks at him and spills some ashes on the floor than saying: ”There play with your brother.” or even, going too a person and saying, ”Are you a cop? Because I can't breathe.”
”Such things are known as dark jokes. If you use them, you are cool. And if you get mad at people for a bad joke, stop telling ”Why did the chicken cross the road?” He clearly just wanted some KFC. Anyway, good day Karen. Also, I haven't been seeing many children around school, you know where they went? I'm beginning too get bored.”
Sincerely,
—Jared from subway—
”If my wife had a dollar for every dark joke I told her,
She’d only have £/$0.77 in dark jokes.”
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copyrighted name for gothic-Occult(no not goth you idiot) games that are very dark and depressing,games include,werewolf the apocalypse,vampire the masquerade, mage the dark ages. granted that it is adults only horror i recomend it for the most mature, werewolf 18 and under(just watch it most of it can get pretty gross) that is of course of you don't have any problem with the swearing in the books. www.white-wolf.com and worldofdarkness.com
game rival of TSR(c) that always pushes the envelope and makes TSR(c) look bad by they not being able to publish the same stuff,case in point you'll see stuff in the books that would turn the editing and legal department at TSR (c) as pale as ghosts. And banned at most hobby stores nation-wide.
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Occurs when peeing late at night or early in the morning, (usually accompanied by an unfortunate boner) when the pee-er fails to turn on the light due to sleepiness - leading the pee-er to urinate in the darkness and get piss all over the floor.
Common responses include "fuck it" under the pee-ers' breath, but responses NEVER include cleaning the stray urine off the floor. (sometimes leaving the mother to clean it)
MOM - John, did you pee on the floor?
JOHN - Sorry, I took a shot in the dark
MOM - Fuck it
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A homosexual that won't come out of the closet
Cody is a Rainbow in the Dark. I know it
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Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.
Dark humor is when you make a joke about YOUR OWN trama.
u don’t need that explained 🤠
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The worst movie ever made, in which absolutely nothing happens, although the entire movie soundtrack makes you think something is about to. Its name has become synonymus with describing the worst possible example of something.
George W. Bush is the Dark Water of US presidents.
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