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the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
last night i gave a girl a German shnitzel burger right after i pooed on her chest
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When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.
german cherry bomb. keepin it classy ;*
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Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.
Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
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Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.
Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!
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A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?
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A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
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When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.
Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.
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