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gay closeted guys with piss kinks and small dicks
guy 1:dude I'm super straight!
guy 2:i support you bro!!!!
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The kind of people who choose not to do drugs or drink, but are too trendy to realize you don't need a label to describe everything you do.
I'm straight edge because I want to remember my life, because all drugs give you amnesia.
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someone who is fatherless, motherless, parent figureless, with no bitches, no friends, and transphobic piece of shit
Maria: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
🤓: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits
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1. staying in your own lane in the pool
2. telling the truth
3. not trying to hide anything
4. trying to appear straight
I'm swimmin' straight with you, I was in the pool trying to do some swimmin' straight, and this guy's looking at me and I'm like "hey, I'm swimming straight here," but I think he could tell that I just was swimmin' straight with him.
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A royal straight is the HIGHEST hand in poker... Well, at it is according to Element on LS2.com
A K Q J 10 suited... But we're still uncertain if this Royal Straight has to be in a certain order or if you're allowed to rearrange your cards. Ask Element.
"You could play the chips scientifically all night, and still get your ass handed to you on what you assumed was a "safe" hand, and the other guy winds up with a royal straight or something."
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When two heterosexual persons of the same sex, typically male jocks, and typically hammered hug or kiss in a moment of joy or extreme excitement, typically at the end of an important sports event, such as a playoff victory for their favorate team.
Those two were so happy they were straight-fagging after the Edmonton Oilers beat San Jose
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when there is no possibility of a comeback - you have been straight clowned...
dude i was watching wilmer valderamma on that shit show of his and he got straight clowned
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