Tonights' numbers are mine

Said by a party goer to announce that they have everything they require to have a fantastic evening.

"Coming out?"
"Tonights' numbers are mine."

nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.

If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).

rule number 2

don't die

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?

Law of Large Numbers

The law of large numbers states that as a lottery jackpot increases, the probobility of a hick in Nowhere, Oklahoma will salivate and stand in line three and a half hours to buy sixty three tickets.

45👍 12👎

going number 3

jagging off, masturbating, choking the chicken, etc. etc.

c'mon, you know. masturbating? choking the chicken? going number 3?

112👍 36👎

Check out these Numbers

When a male appreciates a womans breasts, and wants to share the beauty of them with a friend.

Dave "Mate check out these numbers!"

Luke "yeah they are fantastic!"

23👍 5👎

Number 3

When you go to the bathroom to pleasure yourself. You're not going number 1 or number 2.

"You ate too many oysters at lunch and began running hot, so you went to the bathroom to go number 3."

18👍 176👎