Mr. T

the only person who can survive being jumped on the head by super mario.

the only person who can look chuck norris in the eyes, without instantly exploding.

the only person who wears 200 pounds of gold chains 24/7.

the reason why the roman empire, the nazi's and sovjet russia no longer exist.

just by reading this, you are pitied by him.

his name is Mr. T.

'I PITY THE FOOL!'

russian: 'in sovjet russia, fools pity Mr. T!'
Mr T.: *punches russian in the chest* stop saying jibba jabba, fool!

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Model T

giving your partner a handjob to the same action as the old model T crank automobile. It is most preferred in a clockwise cranking action until your partner ejaculates in her or his face.

after a hard day at work. my bf made me give him a model t in the bedroom. started rite up, all over my face.

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Beefy T

Alias for Beefeater Gin and Tonic

Bro, last Friday night I got so piss-ass drunk on Beefy T's that I blew chunks on this chick giving me a beej.

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t mac

A nickname for NBA star Tracy McGrady. He has been with the Toronto Raptors, Orlando Magic, Houston Rockets and New York Knicks.

If t mac didn't get injured too often, he would've been worth the $21.8M he earned for 2009-2010 NBA Season.

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j/t

Just Trollin'

*watching ijustine and leaves comment*
SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!! j/t lol

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T-100000000

The ultimate terminator that appears in Terminator 2: The 3D ride at universal studios. It stands roughly 6 times higher that the T-800 and is reminiscent of a spider. It has the liquid traits of the T-1000 although it is never shown transforming as the T-1000 can. The only way that it could be destroyed was in a massive explosion that consumed the T-800 and the Skynet building.

"Its the T-100000000.

The ultimate terminator"

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tall t

1. A t-shirt where the torso is longer than normal

2. The owner of the world

Tim rocks tall ts that go down to his knees.

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