ham or eggs

how much you are commited to something.
ham is a part of the meal, and is commited to it.
eggs is not necessarily included. thus it is on the fence.
made popular by an episode of grey's anatomy.

girl - "do you want to be with me or not?"

boy - "sometimes yes. im not sure. dont pressure me."

girl - "listen, its simple. are you ham or eggs."

28👍 17👎

Egg Bomb

A slang term used for Egg Nog due to the fact that it is so delicious that it deserves to have a bigger and better name.

"Damn, Whitney! That is some awesome Egg Bomb, yo!"

"I like my women like I like my Egg Bomb... with lots of alcohol!" - Mrgiganator

15👍 8👎

scotch egg

A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.

I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.

54👍 40👎

goose egg

1. Egg of a big migrating bird.
2. In games; a zero, indicates that no points have been scored. Also called 'duck egg'.

"Wow, look at that goose egg! It's so pretty!"
"And so no points have been scored yet, a goose egg.."

48👍 35👎

brown egg

a turd. not runny, but firm.

i gotta go see sir thomas and lay a brown egg

12👍 6👎

Egg > 28

A random equation between dumb food and and a high though useless number which is being compared by stupidity

If you were an egg and I was 28, you'd be more stupid because: Egg > 28

13👍 6👎

Cracking an Egg

To menstruate.

"Hey Frannie, want to go roller-blading?"
"Hell no, I'm Cracking an Egg"

12👍 6👎