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When something is out of pocket, but its mad sussy
Michael: do you play clash of clans?
John: ye-
brad: YOU MEAN COCK?
John: that was out of pants
Dress pants that are specifically worn on those days where you feel lazy/tired/too fat, but yet want to look professional at your workplace.
Thank god I wore my cozy pants, cause my waist grew two inches after that last meal.
A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.
Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.
Pants that ride high up the anus during a sporting event such as the high jump. commonly seen during sports days worn by the kid whose mum still buys him y fronts for 7 year olds
Example A
'harry granger has conch pants today!'
Example B
Person A 'Ha look at Ismail'
Person B 'Yeah he has conch pants'
After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.
"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."
"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."
When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up
I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.
Pants needed if you eat too much food.
If Stormy eats all those jelly doughnuts, she'll need to buy some stretchy-pants.