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a socially inept retarted sex pest who generally stumbles through life like a drunken wizard who has no magical powers and by definition only has one eye.
the majority of patches also known as brettz tend to display an odd fettish for the sexual act of leg kissing.
A patch will often be oblivious to rejection from any female companion and regardless of being an ugly one eyed muppet and will still mistakenly believe they are a real catch, when in reality most homo sapiens would rather catch ebola than a patch.
a Bretts natural habitat tends to be a smallwood suttonhill.
brett: i swear babe she was kissing and cuddling me she had white french knickers on ask aled
Leanne: shut up u liar you are talking mumbo jumbo, stop being sucha PATCH.
brett: ok sorry i must be mistaken maybe i blinked my one eye and got the wrong end of the stick
To patch something means to steal something or if something has been patched, it has been stolen.
a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.
put socks on before patches shows up again…
A kid, technically between 7 and 12
That patch over there is so obnoxious.
Patch is another word for Beautiful, wonderful, awesome! and sweet! And an amazing person
Such as "Patch has a Nice rack!" and "BRO PATCH IS SO FUCKING CUTE" I love you Patch ^^
When something goes so bad, it's as bad as passing out in a patch of grass behind an apartment building next to a bar.
Dude, I was so drunk last night, it was grass patch bad.
Dance similar to "nothing" original dance created by Jones, Kim, Love, and Bill!
lean to the right reach up with your hand and pretend to plug in then lean to the left reach down with your hand and pull out!
"James was cranking dat patch panel!"
"Damn whats Silvernail doing? He doin dat patch panel"
"Do what you do but crank dat patch panel"