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When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn
Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now
a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape
That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.
Taking a kief dusted nugget of marijuana and inserting it into your rectum, to experience euphoric pleasure and an unparalleled high.
Cabbage Patching that nugget got me feeling so euphoric!
What you should be asked when you complain that your favorite software is missing a feature or has a bug.
You: Why doesn't this program make me a sandwich instead of just sorting lines of text?
Software author: I'd be happy to merge those changes for you. Where's the patch?
A child who's father is a wanker
All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker