The Waiting Period

The year-long wait from being 19 years of age, to turning 20. Anxiously waiting to cross the seemingly everlasting threshold of teen life's end and stepping into adulthood.

WARNING: Some teenage residue may still reside when turning 20. Please make sure to wash thoroughly behind the ears and under fingernails with a constant flow of education and employment however and whenever possible.

I turn 20 tomorrow. To hell with The Waiting Period let's get some bitches in here... RIGHT NOW!

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inverted period

When a woman acts with needless levels of aggression almost all the time, until one time of the month when they inexplicably treat others with kindness.

Guy 1: Jenny's acting weird this week

Guy 2: Must be that time of the month. That's the inverted period for ya.

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Period Plopper

The disgusting fart that one had when they're on their period. Period ploppers are usually identified by their unappealing bloody smell and their signature plopping noise.

I was in class yesterday and somebody let out a period Plopper.

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Beer Period

When a female, or male, has had too much to drink and thinks it is ok to get pissed off at everything and everyone just because there is alcohol in their system.

inspired by "The Departed"

ME: "Dude, how come your old lady is actin a fool?"
YOU: "She's just had a little too much to drink."
ME: "Oh, what is it, her Beer Period?"

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Crustaceous Period

When you poop and don't wipe and just sit there for a while.

"When did the Poopasaurus live again?"
"That was in the Crustaceous period."

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Gamer Period

Once every month when a gamer is playing a video game and nothing goes right for them so suddenly through out the day they get ticked off by everything.

Eric: WHO THE FUCK PLACED THAT CHAIR THERE!?!? FIRST I LOST 5 MATCHES IN A ROW AND NOW I SPILLED MY RED BULL!

Chris: I better not mess with Eric, he’s on his Gamer Period

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period boner

(Noun): Something or someone that is unpleasant to all the senses.

(Noun): Slang for exclamation mark.

"Dude, stop being such a period boner."
"You seriously look like such a period boner right now."

"You can simply add a period boner to the end of any sentence to imply emphasis or intensified volume."

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