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Phantom Accessory Syndrome

A feeling of an accessory (e.g. a ring) still being worn on you even though it isn't really there. It's caused by wearing an accessory for a long amount of time, then taking it off.

Guy 1. I was listening to ASMR all night with my Airpods. I took them out, but I can still feel them in my ears.
Guy 2: Seems like you have Phantom Accessory Syndrome

by TylerGaming101_YT March 23, 2022


Phantom Clutch Foot

Ideomotor movement of the left foot and leg. Involuntary and unconscious stomping the left side of the drivers side floor when attempting to disengage a nonexistent clutch to stop a vehicle with automatic transmission just before applying the brakes. Drivers that operated manual transmissions in the past will describe the illusionary experience as phantom foot clutch.

On the roadway in front of Walmart they got that there center two-way left turn lane out front. Some idiot pull a bonehead move , turned right out of that lane in front of me. My phantom clutch foot kicked in. I hit the brakes, my left foot stomped the floor board looking for the clutch that ain't there. My right hand went for the stick shift that ain't there. Ended up grabbing Bob's pecker, tried to downshift to second. Now he wont stop following me around. Keeps making engine revving sounds grinning at me.

by Nellouise Le Reina February 22, 2017


Super Bowl Phantom

Rising from the Frozen Tundra near Lambeau Field, the Super Bowl Phantom makes his rounds on the night before the Super Bowl. He delivers all misplaced, back-ordered, misdirected, forgot-to-purchase, and otherwise recently discovered Christmas presents to good little girls & boys, regardless of their age.

If the Super Bowl Phantom visits your home, but doesn't have a gift for you, he'll leave a token something -- candy bar, money for the pop machine in your dorm, etc. -- so you don't feel left out.

Sabina: "Dang it! I just got an e-mail that Gerry's gift is on back order until the 27th! Now what do I do?!"

Lissa: "Just tell him that's he'll get a visit from the Super Bowl Phantom. It'll be fine."

by Rottadorable December 20, 2010

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Sucker Phantom of Kล‘bรกnya

When a homeless guy, laying unconscious in public area and another guy, preferrably under the influence of drugs/alcohol approaches him in the middle of the night, takes out his dick and sucks him dry, while a CCTV records the act.

Did you see the Sucker Phantom of Kล‘bรกnya last night?
No bruh, I was unconscious but my dick hurts as fuck!

by TheBeardedBeer August 23, 2018

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Phantom Heart Syndrome

It is a Poetic Phrase connected to Phantom Limb Syndrome (the perception of sensations, usually including pain, in a limb that has been amputated) .The Term depicts about Humans without Heart believing that they have Heart inside , In Short "Activities of a Person with No Heart"

Adolf Hiter suffered with Phantom Heart Syndrome

by Rjv Ernesto December 21, 2011

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Phantom Menace poop

A phantom poop is when there is no evidence of a poop you have just done.

Menace being not checking to see if wiping is necessary.

A combination of the two being a phantom menace poop.

Yo John, I just phantom menace pooped that toilet so bad.

by a small Asian man September 27, 2011

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Phantom Text Syndrome

A new syndrome spreading among the teens of America, where a vibration is felt from the pocket holding a phone. Once the phone is checked, it turns out there was never a text.

Teenager-"Doctor, It seems that Im always feeling a vibration coming from my cell phone pocket. What could possibly be wrong with me."
Doctor- "Hmmm, It seems you may have Phantom Text Syndrome"

by JuicyA September 26, 2011

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