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A pole normally found in a public place where people can break wind and compare notes.
The fart pole in hyde park is particularly fragrant today.
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A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys
a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.
I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again
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Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.
Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.
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When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether
Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!
Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift
dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.
Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"
Pole vault cigarette - a king size heater that is so long it resembles a pole used by a pole vaulter .
She was so stressed she was hitting that pole vault cigarette the minute she got out of work.