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Poop Drunk

When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.

I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.

by roger2001 March 14, 2010


Future Poop

Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.

man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."

by BirdWop August 25, 2014


goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019


Gang-pooping

When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.

Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.

by Group-poopers4ever December 24, 2012


poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus August 20, 2007


Stress poop

Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.

"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."

"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."

"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."

by CaffeineLizard July 1, 2013

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an inconvenient poop

When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.

Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer

by James McKinley May 25, 2008

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