When you have to poop so bad, you lose all focus on whatever you should be doing.
I am so poop drunk that I cant focus on writing my weekly budget.
Noun: Meaning food. Anything edible. It all becomes one thing, future poop.
man: "What do you want for future poop?"
Woman: "Let's get burritos."
When a group of people of at least five forcibly poop on another.
Every Brown Wednesday my friends and I go gang-pooping.
clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper
dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!
Also known as "stress poo" - It is the act of pooping under incredibly stressful and/or nerve-wracking situations.
"Broha, I'm so nervous awaiting the arrival of my long lost cousin that I'm going to stress poop."
"My parents got a divorce in seventh grade and it caused me to stress poo every morning."
"It's finals season; the forecast is zero sleep and monster, with a high chance of stress poo."
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When you are in the middle of something and all of the sudden you have the uncontrollable urge to poop. This usually happens during a dentist visit or while you are playing in sports game.
Guy 1: why did you leave the game
Guy 2: had an inconvenient poop
Guy 1: bummer
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