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n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.
n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!
The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed
When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
When a guy is about to nut and you can see the cum at the tip.
Jim: "I as fucking your mom last night and she told me I had a nice light post."
Me: "Same."
When something or a part of something becomes popular long after the release of the original
The term “where have you been loco” is post popularism because it was only popular long after the release of the movie Twilight.
Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media
Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy
A bout of depression following a holiday or festival.
Man, I partied so hard Christmas and New Years. I've got a severe case of post-festivitis.