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Post - Past
Word created and used originally by American Musician, Derek Woodz, meaning Present time.
"Quit putting your time into worrying about the future, enjoy the Post Past."
One of the greatest pictures on the internet ever
Just google it
Hey have you seen Post Malonalisa
Posting to the internet, usually Facebook, with your ass while your phone is in your pocket. This results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
Julia: It wasn't your fault I got fat.
Julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
Julia:++9988
Julia://///+-
Jay: Did you just ass post?
a feeling of utter depression after going to the festival known as bamboozle.
"doctor what's wrong with me? i'm just so sad after bamboozle and miss cobra starship, fall out boy, and moshing."
"you've been diagnosed with post-bamboozle."
"is there a cure?"
"wait 'til next year's bamboozle or go to the warped tour."
A public social media post shared with the intention for one specific person to see. Often shared to either get a reaction/response, for stories/snaps to see if someone is lurking you, or testing if they muted/are ignoring you. Often occurring in situationships, bad break ups, ghosting and orbiting, unrequited love, or intense crushes based on a fantasy version of that person in your head.
(Put down the phone love, remove them as a follow and move on. You deserve better)
"stop checking who viewed your story" "I can't it's a Gatsby, I'm trying to see if my ex has viewed it or if he muted me"
"hey do you think is selfie is hot enough? I'm Gatsby Posting - shooting my shot by giving Tony a chance to fire emoji react o it but it has to be hot enough because if he only views it and doesn't react I will just DIE"
n. A verbal utterance, typically used as a memory trigger, and most often mistaken by someone within ear shot as conversation.
n. A statement or partial statement spoken aloud to yourself.
Sorry, I wasn't talking to you...I was leaving myself a verbal post-it!
The remaining semen in a mans penis that proceeds to dribble out after he has ejaculated and the phalice has gone flaccid.
I wiped my post dribble off with a tissue from beside my bed