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Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.
Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!
Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!
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When your girlfriend gives you a yeast infection on your dick, so to treat it, she puts a monistat in and let's you fuck her.
My dick is getting itchy. I think I'll ask my girlfriend for another vanilla pudding pie.
eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.
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Immediately after performing anal sex, the act of sticking the tip of the penis in the recipient's belly button.
My boyfriend and I tried anal for the first time last night and he ended up giving me a maritime pudding pop!
A dessert dish no longer as popular as it once was, originating in the British Isles, specifically south England. Virtually unknown outside the English-speaking parts of the former British Empire, the main ingredient is ground horse teeth, with other additives to make a pudding. Popular with the landed gentry and seen as a delicacy now.
A: "The oddest thing on the menu at that little pub was horse tooth pudding"
B: "Horse tooth pudding? What the hell is that?"
A: "It's some dessert in England, they make it out of old horse's teeth, all ground up or something."
B: "That's nasty, bro."
A: "Word."
When a person lies on their back while naked and put the legs over their head. (This must be prepared a few hours before hand due to the fact that a butt plug is necessary to expand the anus.) The person then removes the butt plug and wait for their sexual partner(s). (Also a must: The partner on the delivering end must have a bad case of diarrhea.) The person on the delivering end then proceeds to 'take a shit' in the receivers anus, the delivering party the sits down, with a spoon and consumes the 'pudding' from the receivers anus. (This must all occur inside of an active gas chamber, because if you are down to do this shit, you need to be killed anyways.)
Cameron wanted to try something a bit more kinky then the usual, so he asked Andrew if he would like to partake in the sexual act of "The Jewish Pudding Cup."
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Old saying meaning basically "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree" It is slightly different because it is geared more toward parents who think their children can do wrong yet they are major bitches just like their children are being accused of behaving.
person 1:Jessicas mom yelled at my mom for telling her to stop sleeping around.
person 2: Isn't her mom the one that had a threesome with the mail men?
person 1: Well the proof is in the pudding
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