Putting the mustache on the unicorn

When you send a phrase to urban dictionary from three different accounts to get it published

My definition wasn't good enough so I'm putting the mustache on the unicorn

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putting you off

to not hang out or to lower in priority of things to do/people to meet or talk with.

Person A: Are we still on for the movies tomorrow?

Person B : I'm putting you off till tuesday because I have a doctors appointment

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put tank in a mall

"Put tank in a mall" is a play phrase for "putang ina mo" which is a Pilipino vulgarity that means fuck your mother.

Often used on Dota 2

Peenoise1: Ako mid
Player2: Put tank in a mall

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put some treble in it!

1)a command given when you are imploring someone (or even oneself) to keep it extra real.

drawn from the Chappelle's Show skit about Fisticuffs and expanded on.

Why does Joe always front so hard? He needs to put some treble in it!

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i put both

i put both

i put both:evilsmile

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put dressing on that salad

Combining felching with salad tossing

Put some dressing on that salad, beeyatch.

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put me in the car

Asking your homie to hook you up with his girlfriends best friend.

"Aye bruh what's up with Tina homegirl..."PUT ME IN THE CAR"

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