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Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born in 1940, the year of the Dragon. His name that he is most commonly referred to is Chuck Norris, the man who many people consider a God. His counterpart is Asian-American Bruce Lee, who was born the exact same year. Carlos, or "Chuck" is most known for his ROUND-HOUSE kicks and his many other impossible feats. In real life, Chuck Norris has the highest degree of Black Belt in Tai kwon do, being the first white man to achieve this status
Guy 1: Hi Carlos Ray Norris!
Norris: *roundhouse kicks him* I don't like smartasses....
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When a girl passes out mid hookup, you cum on her eye lashes. The cum will dry during the night. When she wakes up in the morning, she will not be able to open her eyes, therefore being blinded.
This bitch was sucking my dick, when she passed out and really pissed me off. I was so mad I gave her a Frosty Ray Charles. Boy was she pissed off in the morning.
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Rhyming slang for the Aids Virus
"he looks a bit skinny, he must have the old Billy Ray Cyrus."
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The metal gear in Metal Gear Solid 2. The only amphibious metal gear.
Metal Gear RAY was hijacked by Ocelot.
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The Ray-Ban effect is an international phenomenon.
Any male of any age, who wears signature black Ray-Ban sunglasses, seem to instantly increase their physical attractiveness by a minimum of fifty percent. Ray-Bans happen to compliment any male's face and overall style. One can easily assume the male has a great sense of fashion if they are wearing Ray-Bans.
Me: "Wow, that guy looks hot."
Zoe: "That's only because he's wearing Ray-Bans."
Me: "True; it must be The Ray-Ban Effect."
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Rolling ray means your dying of laughter or your rolling on the ground so your rolling ray
Bitch you didint have to do him like that 🤣🤣 I’m rolling ray
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A southern person, like Billy Ray Cyrus, who acts retarded.
You could also just call someone who is being a jackass or is doing something that annoys you a Billy Ray-tard!
"You Billy Ray-tard!!! I told you not to call me Squirrel Boy!! God dang it!"
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