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in which you swich genders every 83 seconds
bro 1: why can't u stop switching genders every 83 seconds
bro 2: BECAUSE OF THE RULE 6383
If you are a male and if you eat spaghetti before having sexual intercourse with a guy, it’s not gay. The same applies to females. As eating spaghetti suggests that prior to your intercourse you committed to identifying as heterosexual.
-did you hear that (a male) sucked a dick? That’s gay.
- Nah bro, he’s not gay, he ate spaghetti before that.
-Oh right, because of the spaghetti rule.
The Midori Rule (named after Sou Hiyori, or Midori, from the hit game Your Turn To Die) is a policy applying to fictional characters, where if you find them physically attractive but they're personality is disgusting or they've done something unforgivable. The rule dictates that said character can hit it once, and then you will kill them.
Person A: I really hate this character. They don't deserve redemption, killing those orphans is unforgivable.
Person B: but they're attractive..
Person A: Yeah but they're a piece of shit
Person B: I plead the Midori Rule
instead of one man having to sleep on the floor when sharing a hotel room, one may be under the sheet while the other is on top of it. this way the two will never touch.
during spring break we couldnt decide who would get the bed, so we used the sheet rule
Said when you're happy or exited. An alternative to saying "I love life!!!" Also a song from Le Tigre.
*Teacher gives Billy his test*
Billy: I got 100?!?! Mediocrity rules!
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Mom: Alex, we're going to the arcade!
Alex: Mediocrity rules!
An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"