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song from the creators of the popular All Your Base Are Belong to Us. This one's about space robots.
We are the space robots, we are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
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A mixture of mayo, honey mustard, and fermented horse semen. Often used to on McDonald's burgers and high end lube.
Dude!! Jacking off last night was so great! I used Daddy's secret sauce to lube it up!!!
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1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.
dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.
dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?
dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.
definition 2.
urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
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Person1: i hav swag
Person2: secretely we are gay
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A presidential babysitter with a gun and suit.
Donald Trump: im so f ing tired of these damn Secret Service Agents always policing me and telling me what and what not to do.
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Agreeing to $800 for sex and then offering $30 after sex
The secret service agent agreed to $800 for sex and then tried to give her the Secret Service Special by offering her $30 in the morning
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a stage on a war video game that has a hidden weapon that will make the level more convenient.
EG: on COD finest hour, the last level has a scoped G43, later in that level, you need to take out machine gun nests that are far away. using the G43 makes it easier
Guy 1: dude i cant beat that one call of duty stage, it sucks
Guy 2: that's because it is a secret gun level, you need to find the sniper rifle behind the car
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