self-esheen

Possessing the Adonis DNA, tiger blood and warlock skills that would give one the most amazing winning self esteem ever.

I may weigh 400lbs., but with my new found self-esheen, I am going to rock a speedo at the beach!

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Self-empowerment

A cultural value indicative of 21st Century societies, especially amongst First World societies.

Self-empowerment promotes the individual's pleasures and comforts as the ultimate goal to life or 'key' to happiness, encouraging behavior that satisfies one's ego and bodily pleasures.

Ironically, in the long-term, this mentality is counterintuitive, as it creates a society of narcissism, self-indulgence and self-glorification.

Emily: "Why do you keep posting pics of yourself topless?"
James: "Self-empowerment"

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self-isolate

A crappy excuse to tell your boss that you would rather stay at home watching porn and eating that pasta you’ve been stockpiling

Employee: Sorry, I don’t think I can come to work today, I need to self-isolate
Boss: (sarcastically) Right

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self perv

someone who fantasises about themselves to the point they would rather fornicate with themselves than others

"you're a complete self perv!" "stop being a complete self perv"

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Self Cull

Gathering in groups despite clear warnings against doing so during a pandemic, such as attending church services in person.

Evangelicals are eager to self cull.

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Self-Care

Doing your makeup and eating pizza rolls

Hey throw some pizza rolls in the oven, it's a self-care day

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self-deportation

A curiously Republican concept in which people in the U.S. will voluntarily leave the country. Originally coined in 1994 by Daniel D. Portado as a sarcastic protest to California Proposition 187 (anti-immigration proposition) and re-introduced by Mitt Romney in 2012 during a Republican Presidential debate but completely missing the sarcasm.

1) Romney said his Administration would not round up illegal immigrants and deport them but they would have to leave the country to apply for citizenship so they would leave by self-deportation, i.e. self-deport.

2) Republicans and conservatives keep telling us that if tax rates go up, the super-rich will self-deport to European socialist countries with lower tax rates.

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